This was not good, nope nope. And I love how you point out that all women have to do is strip to make money, seeing as that's how you've been getting these kids to keep watching this bullshit. You have her nearly take off her top twice in this animation, and you have the icon be of her holding her naked tits. Way to spread softcore porn to kids, I hope you feel accomplished in life.
I didn't like it, that's my opinion. I didn't laugh once and I actually felt as though happiness was leaving me as the 'cartoon' (if two barely animated 'squirrels' saying inane things back and forth can be considered a cartoon) progressed. I could tell why I didn't like it, but it would be a gigantic waste of time seeing as you don't read your reviews. So instead I shall leave this 0 in the hope that it will balance out the equally worthless Foamy dick suck reviews that have little more content than: "oMG foamy iz leik teh bets n evry1 woo sez bd tings abut him shuld b kiled bi hiz foamy rath" Good day.
I couldn't stop laughing while LOKICLOCK ranted about those gosh darned dental dams. Oh and the surprise cameo was totally wacky and unexpected. I nearly came when it happened
I hope you were using a condom!
This was perhaps the greatest game I've ever played. The only problem was that it was too hard at times. It took me 30-40 minutes to get part certain parts. I eventually beat it, it just took me a while. Maybe next time you could include a difficulty setting. I'd say the way you have it currently would be the impossible mode.
Aside from that I loved it, and the song at the end was awesome.
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