BehemothClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[:Telekinetic Pornography]

Not Good

This was not good, nope nope. And I love how you point out that all women have to do is strip to make money, seeing as that's how you've been getting these kids to keep watching this bullshit. You have her nearly take off her top twice in this animation, and you have the icon be of her holding her naked tits. Way to spread softcore porn to kids, I hope you feel accomplished in life.

[: Black Hollywood :]

Review

I didn't like it, that's my opinion. I didn't laugh once and I actually felt as though happiness was leaving me as the 'cartoon' (if two barely animated 'squirrels' saying inane things back and forth can be considered a cartoon) progressed. I could tell why I didn't like it, but it would be a gigantic waste of time seeing as you don't read your reviews. So instead I shall leave this 0 in the hope that it will balance out the equally worthless Foamy dick suck reviews that have little more content than: "oMG foamy iz leik teh bets n evry1 woo sez bd tings abut him shuld b kiled bi hiz foamy rath" Good day.

[Dental Dam]

Amazing!!

I couldn't stop laughing while LOKICLOCK ranted about those gosh darned dental dams. Oh and the surprise cameo was totally wacky and unexpected. I nearly came when it happened

LokiClock responds:

I hope you were using a condom!

[Decision English]

Well done you swell guy

I've gotta say that I was really entertained by this. And it was kinda sad that it took me so long to figure out what you were doing at the end. I figured it out after about the third time that the gray background pushed the beach

LokiClock responds:

Somewheeeeeeeeeeeere over the rainboooooooooow way up hiiiiiiigh there's aaaa land that I've heard of once HAPPY CLOCK DAY MY GOOD MAN.. BEHEMOTH.. CLOCK. !

[: Cow-mouflage :]

No.

You're complaining about shit style when you're selling stuff at HotTopic? Well done. Cuz when I think of style, I think of HotTopic. Yep yep.

Also nice bitmap traced background and generic explosion gif. I mean it's not like you've been animating for years or anything.

[: Cell Phones & Car Ads :]

Great!

Not really.

But you do get 1 star for (maybe) drawing the background

[ph33r FlmGrldChcknSndwchC]

PH33R

I ph33r FlameGrilledChickenSandwichClock

[: Next-door Neighbor :]

*Ahem*

You realize that for an audience of mainly 12-14 year olds this may not be very appropriate. In fact the whole masturbation/licking vagina juice scene was totally unnecessary. But were you afraid that this wouldn't be funny/edgy enough if you didn't include some chick fingering herself?

[: New Used :]

Suck it Up

Shit sucks. Game are expensive. Deal with it.

Also learn to animate.

Seriously, have you been using the same 5 positions/expressions for Foamy for the past 6 years? And I'd forgive the trace bitmap background if the rest of the flash had been stellar, but it wasn't.

[Metal Gear Awesome 2.5]

Best Metal Gear Awesome yet!

This was better than both Metal Gear Awesomes in both content and in pissed off reviews from Egoraptor fans. Good work!